Quotes from the movie Mulan:

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."

-The Emperor

"Did I mention I was the Great Stone Dragon?"

-Mushu

"I'm Yao, King of The Rock, and there's nothing' you girls can do about it!"

-Yao

"Yo Rocky! Wake-up!"

-Mushu

"Go to your tent!"

-Mushu

"Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym."

-Ling

"I think its time we took this war into our own hands...."

-Mushu

"I am the powerful! The pleasurable! The Indistructible Mushu! Hey I'm pretty hot huh!" ~gets stomped on by Khan~

-Mushu

"My manly ways and turn of phrase ae sure to thrill her."

-Ling

"He thinks he's such a lady killer."

-Yao

"CHICKEN BOY!?! Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!!!"

-Mushu

"Yeah the only girl who'd love him is his mother!"

-Yao

"I've heard a great deal about you, Mulan, You took your fathers armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, destroyed my palace....."

-Emperor

"Ping! You're the craziest man I ever met...and for that I owe you my life."

-Li Shang

"It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army."

-Mulan

"You said you'd trust Ping, why is Mulan any different?"

-Mulan

"I really don't want to take him anywhere."

-Mulan

"Punch him, it's how men say 'hello'."

-Mushu

"Yep, this cricket's a lucky one!"

-Granny Fa

"Thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice.

-Li Shang

"You ain't worth my time chicken boy."

-Yao

"Let's move it heffa!"

-Mushu

"An apple for serenity... A pendant for balance..."

-Grandma Fa

"Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon."

-Li Shang

"Now, slap him on the behind. They like that."

-Mushu

"My powers are beyond your mortal imagination!"

-Mushu

"No matter how the wind howls, the mountain can not bow to it."

-The Emperor

"I am Yao, King of the Rock"

-Yao

"I never want to see a naked man again." (a whole bunch of naked men run by)

-Mulan

"The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter."

-Fa Zhou

"My little Baby's all grown up, and... and, savin' China." (Sniff)

-Mushu

"Dishonor!--Make a note of this-- Dishonor, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!

-Mushu

"Ooo...I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover..."

-Mushu

"Play nice with the other kids...unless one of the other kids wanna fight; then you have to kick the other kids' butt."

-Mushu

"My eyes can see straight through your armor." (Mulan slaps Mushu)

-Mushu

"A life for a life, my debt is repaid."

-Shang

"I have a name, and it's a boy's name too!"

-Mulan

"You dont meet a girl like THAT every Dynasty!"

-The Emperor

""Get outta there, you gonna make people sick!"

-Mushu

"The soldier from the mountains ........"

-Shan-Yu

"Would you like to stay forever?"

-Granny Fa

"Oooh! Sign me up for the next war!"

-Granny Fa

"Did you see those Huns?? They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"

-Mushu

"The truth is were both frauds....Your ancestors never sent me they dont even like me. You risked your life to help people you love, I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.."

-Mushu

"My little baby off to destroy people"

-Mushu

"Oh Yao....You made a friend!"

-Chien Po

"I know we were jerks to you before so, lets start over.....Hiiiii, I'm Ling!"

-Ling

"Oh sure, save the horse!"

-Mushu

"Man, you are one lucky bug."

-Mushu

"That was a deliberate attempt on my life!"

-Chi Fu

"But I dont wanna kick the other kid's butt"

-Mulan

"My ansestors sent a little lizard to help me?"

-Mulan

"If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright."

-Mushu

"Dragon, dragon! Not lizard, I don't do that tongue thing." (flicks tongue)

-Mushu

"I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like it all dependes on what she cooks like. Beef, Pork, Chicken.....Mmmmm"

-Chien Po

"Now all of China knows you're here."

-China's Guard

"Oh yeah? Well I think Ping and I can take you!"

-Ling

"Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up! .... Of course Ping DID steal my girl..." (Mulan shuts him up)

-Mushu

"You lied to me? AND WHAT ARE YOU, A SHEEP?"

-Mushu

"He started it!"

-Entire Army

"What's the matter? You've never seen a black and white before?"

-Mushu

"It is an hounor to protect my country and my family!"

-Fa Zhou

"I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan."

-The Emperor

"If we die, we die with honor."

-Shang

"A single grain of rice can tip the scale."

-The Emperor

"Make it sound more urgent please, you know what I'm talkin' about??!!!"

-Mushu

"You may look like a bride! but you will never bring your family honor!"

-The Matchmaker

"I see you have a sword. I have one too. There very manly and tough."

-Mulan

"Concubines... Ugly concubines."

-Hun Soldiers

"So you'll die for honor?"

-Mulan

"For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain."

-Mulan

"Uhh, Sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those manly urges, and you have to KILL something."

-Mulan

"Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch!...or not."

-Mulan

"Would you like to stay for dinner?"

-Mulan

"Would you like to stay for dinner?" "Would you like to stay forever?"

-Mulan & Grandmother

"Notes? In case I forget something...."

-Mulan

"Look! You get porridge! And its happy to see ya!"

-Mushu

"What do you mean you aren't lucky!?!?"

-Mushu

"Father, I brought you the sword of Shan Yu. And the crest of the Emperor. They're gifts to honor the Fa family. "

-Mulan

"The solder from the mountians."

-Shan Yu

"Say good bye to those who knew me."

-Yao

"Lets get down to business to defeat the Huns."

-Shang

"Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?"

-Shang

"You're the saddest bunch I ever met."

-Shang

"But you can bet before we're though Mister, I'll make a man out of you."

-Shang

"In a thund'ring herd we feel a lot like cattle."

-Yao

"Chant with me."

-Chien Po

"Just beacuse I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one."

-Mulan

"There are a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!"

-Mushu

"Could I take that back, just one moment...?"

-Mulan